I am sitting in Church History at this moment and really bored because my teacher is rambling about Calvinism...Ok I will go ahead and admit it, I have tried to hide it to some. I AM NOT CALVINIST. Therefore, this lecture is pretty boring to me. Anyways I am really starting to get sick because I keep getting a wiff of gas from somewhere. You know what I mean you are sitting in class and all of the sudden a wisp of sick stale air runs over you to the point of making your skin crawl. Well I have not located the smell yet it is either: a). A nasty Fart or B). Body odor.
I do not mean to draw conclusions but there are 2 heavy (being a politically correct term for really fat) people sitting above me in a seat and I think they are the culprit.
Isn't it funny how if there is ever a smell it is the fat guy?
I mean seriously if you are skinny or just normal you are good, you never stink. If there is a fat guy in the room it is always him.
If you are a skinny farter here is a hint: Surround yourself with heavy people and you will never be caught for your flatulance.
Anyways, I digress, I am about to vomit because I keep getting this sick smell and it is killing me. My eyes are watering.
If you are around me in the next few weeks and I get a smell of what is going on right now then stand back....I may throw up on you.
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