That blasted ever loving siren

So last night I was driving to a friends house from my apartment in Louisville. I have been carrying around a bull horn in my car from the church this summer because I forget to take it out of the back of my car and it is fun to yell at bikers with. So anyways I go around this curve and all of the sudden I hear the bull horn slide around in the back. Somehow that siren button got switched and the next thing I know my ears are ringing with the piercing sound of this siren in my ear. Due to the fact that I can not reach the horn, I was driving and about to cry as I thought of how my hearing was fleeting from my presence, as ever second ticked away. As I am driving it was funny because people began to look at me so I pulled over in this parking lot and jumped out of the car and ran to the back and turn the siren off. It was really funny to me. Then I found 5 dollars. Actually I didn't find 5 dollars but in case you did not like the siren story maybe you will find 5 dollars amusing. If not, get off my blog.